Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanksgiving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeysas human’s best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.
Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.
Q: Why doesn’t your government give Tibet back to its monks?
A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.
注：Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米诺尔族
Q：为什么你们的政府不把XZ还给和尚呢？
A：因为和尚想帮助（印第安人的）塞米诺尔族拿回弗罗里达。
Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?
A: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.
Q：Made in China的东西是不是都特便宜啊？
A：当然。如果我们用黑奴的话还能更便宜点。
Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
A: Find a new planet. Kill the Indian people there, and move in.
Q：你们有14亿人，你们想怎么做呢？
A：找到一个新的星球，把那里的印第安人都杀光，然后住那儿。
Q: Why you are the only kids in your family?
A: Because our parents don’t fuck around.
